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Mexican Christmas Party

The unfortunate circumstance when a group of individuals is trapped in an enclosed space (train, plane, bus) and one of them (usually unknown and having recently ingested a burrito or cup of chili) breaks wind, creating a cloud of misfortune for all involved.

Closely related: Dutch Oven
A: "Hey dude, I bet you it was one of those girls that started the Mexican Christmas Party on the train yesterday."

B: "Ayeeeeee - who farted? I walked right into a Mexican Christmas Party!!!"

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Mexican Christmas 

When two people poop back and forth into one another's ass holes.
My girlfriend and I did a Mexican Christmas last night, and now I have the shits and can't tell if it's hers or mine.

Mexican Christmas Present 

A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."

Mexican Christmas 

While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids
Bro I just went down to the hospital to do a Mexican Christmas

Southeast Mexican Christmas 

when one is drunk as fuck and starts throwing up but is still horny from the poon they got turned down from so you jerk off in a vigorous manner and is also randomly shitting.....with or without a condom on for no reason.
holy shit dude wheres klide? hes drunk as fuck in the bathroom havin a southeast mexican christmas.

Mexican Christmas 

When two men with real sleazy spic 'staches hook up, and instead of finishing off on/in eachother, they cum on someone's Christmas presents. It's a once a year event. Quite the spectacle if you're ever lucky enough to see one.
Hey sis, I think I can hear Dad and Santa Clause having a Mexican Christmas tonight on Christmas Eve!.... Nevermind, it's just Dad and Little Timmy... again...
Mexican Christmas by Hipster H April 21, 2011

Mexican Christmas Tree 

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.
*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!