Mexican Avalanche

To ejaculate in a woman's hair and then throw her down a flight of stairs.

"That chick took the Mexican Avalanche like a pro-skier." or "I Mexican Avalanched her twice and she still came back for more."

by Big Deezy February 21, 2003

Mexican Avalanche

This takes place when you are enjoying felatio from your lover on the 2nd story or higher in a building. You pull out at money time, and fire a frozen rope of dick snot into her face, temporarily blinding her. At this time, your partner would be further incapacitated, so you could utilize this opportunity to smash a taco in her face, either hard or soft shell. (soft shell is suggested for long term relationships, hard shell for one-nighters). At that time, you inform her you'll walk her to the bathroom to clean up, at which point you throw her down the stairs and yell "Avalanche Amigos!!!"

Beatrice was being a bit of a pain in the butt yesterday, so after we came home from the bar and taco bell, I gave her a Mexican Avalanche. She should be back at work by next Thursday.

by Bunk-Bed Woody September 19, 2009

Mexican Avalanche

The action of cumming in your girlfriends hair and firing her down the steps.

Jenna made me so mad last night we watched a porno then I gave her a Mexican avalanche.

by Masterchef1 February 27, 2009

mexican avalanche

cum on a bitches face.... then shove her down a flight of stairs.

Drew: I just gave L.Dub a mexican avalanche.
Jay: I hope she has insurance.

by half insane April 23, 2009

mexican avalanche

to have sex with a pregnant woman, & then throw her down the stairs.

you took that mexican avalanche like a champ. bye-bye, baby.

by 123456homo. February 8, 2009

reverse mexican avalanche

1)After you bust a nut in a girls hair, you roll her up a set of stairs.
2)When you blow your load in a bitches face so hard that it launches her backwards up a flight of stairs.

she didn't want to break her leg doing a mexican avalanche, so i tricked her, brought her downstairs then did a reverse mexican avalanche.

by andyfellovernet May 13, 2003

Frito bandito Mexican avalanche

When you come in a chick’s pussy, eat her out and get your jizz all over your mustache, and then make her lick it off.

I gave Sandy a Frito Bandito Mexican Avalanche on the first date!

by Schneefchief November 16, 2019