More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.
Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
by Yst December 12, 2004
by C-Money666 January 15, 2020
A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.
the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.
by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019
A metric fuckton is a unit of measurement so extravagantly big it needed its own name. Origins start as the metric fuckton being 420grams(cubed) or 74088000 grams. Nowadays the term is used to just describe a large amount of something.
Guy 1: How much grass you got?
Guy 2: A metric fuckton; I’ll hook you up.
Teacher: What is a metric fuckton?
Student: 420cubed=74088000 Grams.
Teacher: Very good Jamal.
by xxxGuanGang300xxx October 18, 2017
A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything.
Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night.
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...
by Phazerrr April 29, 2023
Equivalent to 2,205 fuckpounds, as compared to the standard fuckton (which is 2,000), a fuckpound being a single thrust. Someone on the receiving end is said to have been 'metrically fucked'.
by Janus169917 October 22, 2008
by Monica December 18, 2003