Unit of measurement.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
James: "I just couldn't get the fire to take, I think the wood was still green, so I threw a fuck tonne of petrol on and off it went!"
Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"
James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"
James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
by Pimpdaddyrockstar July 05, 2013
Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.
Generally used in hyperbole.
Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.
Generally used in hyperbole.
Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.
by Angrybunnyman January 05, 2005