Metalrologist 

Paper Mill weather guy

Brett the Hitman Hart said, "I have a meeting with the metalrologist."

Metalrologist by shiberator February 24, 2022

Meteorologist Anaelle Effect 

A special effect that makes it rain buckets for the Houston Rockets. It has proven to be very effective.

The Rockets beat the Nets to go on a 7 game winning streak. The Meteorologist Anaelle Effect made it rain buckets in Houston! They’re going to destroy the mavs now!

Meteorologist Anaelle Effect by hehe999999 December 9, 2021

Bathroom Meteorologist 

A person who is an expert at hot boxing and taking hella bong rips in a bathroom (usually a dorm bathroom) all day, erry day. A bathroom meteorologist also forecasts bathroom weather that results from the shower being constantly turned on and off

Damn, Gavin is a fucking great bathroom meteorologist

Bathroom Meteorologist by BATHROOMMETEOROLOGIST1 November 25, 2010

Meteorologist 

Ologist: Latin for one who studies

Meteor: Greek for being wrong 73% of the time

The meteorologist is allowed to be wrong, but if I'm wrong 73% of the time I get fired.

Meteorologist by Latisha Marie August 24, 2019

meteorologist 

One who studies the activity of weather

my cousin is a meteorologist

meteorologist by Shelly May 1, 2003

Meteorologist 

(n.) a sensationalist in scientist's clothing with a propensity for being incorrect while looking good on camera.

See also: snake oil salesman.

The meteorologist on television told me to prepare for the storm of the century, so like a dutiful follower I stocked up on foodstuffs and necessities. Alas, it was just a thunderstorm.

Damn, meteorologists seem to have less scientific backing than fortune tellers! I cannot believe I cancelled my weekend plans because of their forecast!

Meteorologist by Descartes B. Forthehorse August 30, 2011

Meteorologist 

A person who gets paid to guess what the weather will be on a daily and weekly basis.

It's raining, but the meteorologist said it would be sunny and 75 for the fourth day in a row.

Meteorologist by Jesse114 January 15, 2019