Mesta Douche 

A person, male or female, who cheats at videogames, and then deny's it. Cheating counts as screen-peeking, killing while another is in the bathroom, or quitting the game because their death is eminent.

BJ, stop screen peeking you mesta douche!

Stop team killing you mesta douche.

BJ, you such a mesta douche! You killed me when I was in the bathroom!

Mesta Douche by Jeremy Moore June 24, 2008

meta-douche-asis 

1. When a nice, normal guy decides to transform into a total man-whoring douche face. Typified by ex-boyfriends that change dramatically post breakup.

2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.

Girl 1: My boyfriend went through a serious meta-douche-asis after we broke up. He's serial dating and barely even talks to me anymore.

Girl 2: Total douche.

meta-douche-asis by QUinn4567 January 12, 2011