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The name usually given to objects of sexual pleasure.
I named my pinkie toe 'Mervyn' and I bang him on my table all day every day
Term used for an extremely horny or perverted male who plays RPG games such as Ragnarok Online(RO) for a period of over 3 years.

Also a term for a boy who likes lemons.
Are you Mervyn right now?
Mervyn by LennethLee February 22, 2011
The most Sexy hot male seen.The cutest and hottest.He has the biggest cock
He's a Mervyn
Mervyn by The one who speaks facts November 22, 2023

Mervyn and Bridie 

A cute relationship built on trust and mutual understanding. Mervyn will never fail to make Bridie smile, and Bridie will never fail to make Mervyn laugh. They have fun together and always find ways to see each other.
Guy 1: Wow did you see Mervyn and Bridie?
Guy 2: Yes! They're so cute!
Mervyn and Bridie by LOLgoAway... October 9, 2022
Admittingly cheap; a place to go for clothing and common appliances that's actually being sold at the cheap price it's worth
"Is that a Mervyn's *_______?" (*Shirt, backpack, hooker, etc)
Mervyn's by Gimpy McCombs November 25, 2007

The Mervin Scale 

A scale derived by the English mathematician and theoretical physicist Professor Ginger Ninja, which allows students using a sheet of A4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called 'mervins', to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. There are five mervins to a 'brick' and two 'bricks' to a 'box'.

Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.

Simple, really.
MiniFunk: Using The Mervin Scale, how would I plot 54?
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!
The Mervin Scale by MiniFunk February 21, 2011
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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