Mersey Trout

A brown object floating in the River Mersey - Liverpool (a Poo)
I saw a massive Mersey Trout today - with Sweetcorn eyes!
by ExpertFisher June 12, 2012
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mersey trout

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)
Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout
by Jules the King January 09, 2004
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