Mermaid Kiss

When the toilet water splash from your solid turd reaches the appropriate height to spritz your ass.

Dude, they just cleaned the port-a-shitters so there was no dookie to cushion my turd, and I got an epic mermaid kiss.

Mermaid Kiss by blink1371_69 December 13, 2012

Mermaid Kiss

When you bust a load in a thot's mouth and she kisses you, exchanging the fluids into your mouth. Shit's trifflin'

I was at the park with some girl named Ariel and she gave me a mermaid kiss

Hey i was at that party last night, some bitch gave me a mermaid kiss

Mermaid Kiss by IAmNotAFreeMason February 26, 2015

kiss of the mermaid 

When there is too much water in the bong and you get some in your mouth.

*cough cough. Spit.*
Are you ok?
No i just got the kiss of the mermaid

kiss of the mermaid by HonkyThomas September 4, 2018

mermaids kiss 

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

mermaids kiss by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015