Merchant Banker

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.

"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.

by gilo December 2, 2004

merchant banker

Rhyming slang for wanker

That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!

by ryan March 24, 2004