mental fuck

the act of shoving your penis inside of both of your partners ears then his/her mouth

that mental fuck was awesome last night

by ..............ha.....ha January 1, 2011

Mental mind-fuck

1) A situation in which someone is trying to mess with your mind.

2) Something confusing.

1) It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind-fuck can be nice.

2) Oh, man, that test today was such a mental mind-fuck.

by Steven Johnson April 26, 2006

Mental Titty Fuck

When you realize the tits are bigger than you thought on the person your seeing but you don't want to react incase you jinx yourself. This often results in that the person in this situation overthinks their moves way more than needed.

My second date with Rosa was a complete Mental Titty Fuck .

by Pogus Killer September 4, 2025

Mental fucked

When a boater doesn't know how to say Mentally retarded, he just mixes up two random curse words and puts them together.

kid 1: What's 1+1?

Boater: Mental fucked.

by Niglet12345689 August 21, 2011

mental fucktion

(noun) the act or condition of getting raped by a test or other measure of intelligence or knowledge

Teacher: Okay kids, time for some serious mental fucktion...

Steffan: So, how did your psych test go?
Sasha: Awful! I had such bad mental fucktion!

by Excuse My French March 26, 2009

Metal as Fuck

A term that defines the utmost brutality in certain scenarios. Can also be used in the wrong context to incite laughter amongst metal heads.

A:"Dude we're about to go onto Slaughter Creek Overpass"
B:"Dude that's metal as fuck."

A:"Ay, I heard you watch SpongeBob"

B:"Yeah so?"

A:"Dude...that's metal as fuck."

by El tittysprinkles October 30, 2016

mental damn fuckation

severe emotional ar mental distress

blomer causes damn mental fuckation

by not racist April 22, 2003