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men are pigs 

Men who use their strength to belittle and denounce others as part of their mating rituals. They want nothing long term but they will lie and manipulate to get the notch to show to their friends and then in turn belittle them if they don't have the same number.

They plan out their marks meticulously and the end result is only to get bro fives from their mates. So the whole experience with a man pig isn't that he had sex, it's that he can brag about it.
"baby I care about you so much, when are you going to let me do anal?"

The Men are pigs crowd will say and do anything for higher status with their male pack.
men are pigs by Lilla July 8, 2012

men are pigs 

A ridiculous accusation made by women whenever they encounter a male thought or behavior they don't understand or agree with. Especially ironic when used (as it most commonly is) by women who are more than a little overweight.
"Last night, Gary came home with some fancy lingere. Can you believe he actually thought I would be glad he bought me clothes?"
"Ugh. Men are such pigs."

"Sam keeps on telling me how beautiful I am, and how much he'd love to spend more time with me. I think he really likes me."
"Oh please. All men are pigs. He just wants to get in your pants."
men are pigs by zilog May 27, 2006

men are pigs 

Men are mostly called pigs because of the way they treat women. So, the word of the day is, "consideration" guys. Have a little...
"God, not again, could you please pee in the bowl next time?!!"
men are pigs by Kristen DontAsk November 29, 2003

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026