A person who identifies as female, who memes, especially one who earns her living by meme-ing.
Comedic brilliance in it's rawest form, the Memestress' graphic tied the subtle art of subject matter and depth to it's content, elucidating perfectly how humor can be applied to skillfully address painful or controversial topics.
The constant flow of internet phenomena across the public consciousness of the wired. The information of the memestream is widely known by members of most internet subcultures, yet remains peripheral to the mainstream.
Although LOLcats seem to be everywhere in the memestream, it is unlikely that you will hear the meteorologist on your local newssay he's "in ur dopplr, predictin' ur stormfronts."
A lady, who you sharing memes with, particularly ones that you can't share with your wife. Not to be confused with memestress, although it's usually overlaps.
- Bro, you have convo with that girl for hours, are you having an affair?
- Nah, man, she just have really dark sense of humor. She is just my memistress.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*