Seriously brutal, never mess with someone described as a ‘Melton’ because they can most definitely beat the shit out of you. The Rock could be described as a ‘Melton’.
A geekoid is a dweeb that has become so infactuated by their book or computer game they can no longer shit properly, this caused urea and faeces to explode out of their mouth. They will probably have a name likesimon or andrew
*Sees guy shitting out of his mouth whilst reading in the library*
‘Woh what a geekoid!’