Melon fuck

The act of fucking someone with melon usually twelve year old boys

I will melon fuck that child

by Ggooog November 13, 2021

Melon Fucker

First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.

Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.

"You're such a melon fucker"

"Get away from me melon fucker"

by RedBarrage September 6, 2010

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.

"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"

by Anonymous, Well I think? March 4, 2021