Melbert

An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.

My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."

Melbert by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010

milberger 

(v) purposeful or accidental excretion of any bodily fluid from any human orifice.

<ex>I laughed so hard I milbergered my pants. shit

<ex>I am going to milberger all over her face cum

milberger by rapistwit September 1, 2009

Melber Kentucky 

A small town south of Paducah with a population of about 750. Not much is notable about it other than its zip code.

The zip code for Melber Kentucky is 42069.

Melber Kentucky by awmm January 30, 2021

mellberg-triplet

The "holy" trinity of a assless chaps, rectum plectrums and fistfesting.

John: I'm planning to get freaky on the weekend with a mellberg-triplet. Interesting in cumming?
Dude: Ah, hmmm, raiiight starts running as fast as he can in the opposite diretion

mellberg-triplet by Darbers April 15, 2008

Melber 

One who specializes in toasting thin slices of bread slowly so that they become hard and crunchy without browning. This role is also known as “a maker of melba toast.”

He was out of crackers for his afternoon cheese snack, but as he was an experienced melber, he was able to create an acceptable cracker substitute of hard, pale toast. Sadly, he broke three teeth on the first bite.

Melber by CyGee McGee March 14, 2022

Melbert

Hot chick. Someone with a great body.

That babe at the bus stop was a total Melbert.

Melbert by bigdonnie April 12, 2008

melberrylicious

a hott girl who can rap like there's no tomorrow, especially about virgins.

She's a total melberrylicious, is she famous?

melberrylicious by beckaleck317 December 12, 2008