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mega tard 

Someone who has left their facebook unattended long enough for a friend to violate it. Used only in the victims facebook status. The number of times 'mega' appears before 'tard' refers to how many times the victim has left their facebook unattended.
"John Smith is mega tard" - the first violation

"Joe Bloggs is mega mega tard" - the second violation

"Timmy Thompson is mega mega mega tard" - the third violation
mega tard by fry15 January 13, 2009

Megatarded 

A combination of 'mega' and 'retarded' to explain a really a bad situation that either makes you mad, or otherwise causes feelings of negativity.
Dood, your grandma died..that must be megatarded =-/.
A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.
"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”
megatard by Juni Wolfen July 27, 2005
A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.

Can also refer to the combined forces or impact of two or more annoying acquaintences.
"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard

or:

"Oh no - Chris and Big Andy are both coming to the party tonight. Don't let them in the same room, or they'll form into MegaTard and we'll never get rid of them!"
megatard by Jimbob Dawgknob February 11, 2006
The fusion of 'mega' and 'retard'.
Noun used to signify someone thats really retarded.
Girl1: Hey, did you hear about the latest swine flu outbreaks?

Girl2: HAHAHAHA OMG you idiot, it's bird flu, not swine flu!

Girl1: Damn you're a megatard.

Girl2: I thought swines were birds?
Megatard by Lofty-J June 3, 2009
Shin Megami Tensei-tard. Used for retarded fans of Shin Megami Tensei series.
Oh, you're such a megatard
Megatard by lololololthisisme December 31, 2010