veestering
Veestering is the act of a female stuffing objects in her vagina, mainly for purposes of sneaking contriband into jail.
veestering by Burritoslayer69 January 31, 2019
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Veestering
Veestering is the act of a female stuffing objects in her vagina to sneak into a jail, or other correctional facility. Not to be confused with keestering, which is the act of stuffing objects into the anus.
Veestering by Burritoslayer69 January 31, 2019
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Meestering
When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.
1. Goddam it, stop your meestering
(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.
2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.
(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.
2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.
Meestering by The beater of the elderly April 6, 2007
keestering
Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.
keestering by Ef4 January 15, 2016
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