Skip to main content

Medicinal Wank

Masturbation as a medicinal tonic rather than for pure pleasure, with the purpose of relieving a condition such as stress or insomnia or for the promotion of general well being.
"I'll have a quick medicinal wank and be off to sleep in no time"
"I was getting quite stressed, but a medicinal wank calmed me down"
"A wank a day keeps the doctor away"
by Dr Cockshuffle MD October 12, 2012
mugGet the Medicinal Wank mug.

Medical Wank

The act of masturbating to relieve lovers nuts AKA blue balls
I had to have a medical wank after some heavy petting on the second date with Sharon
by Medical Wanker August 21, 2019
mugGet the Medical Wank mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email