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Medicinal Wank 

Masturbation as a medicinal tonic rather than for pure pleasure, with the purpose of relieving a condition such as stress or insomnia or for the promotion of general well being.
"I'll have a quick medicinal wank and be off to sleep in no time"
"I was getting quite stressed, but a medicinal wank calmed me down"
"A wank a day keeps the doctor away"
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Medical Wank 

The act of masturbating to relieve lovers nuts AKA blue balls
I had to have a medical wank after some heavy petting on the second date with Sharon
Medical Wank by Medical Wanker August 21, 2019