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medical condition 

The "ultimate" bu**s**t excuse for unfairly getting out of an obligation/responsibility that the rest of us "normal" people have to practice/endure in everyday life.
Some people think that all they have to do is say that they have a "medical condition" or "allergy", and that this instantly/indisputably obligates everyone around them to allow for any and all unacceptable/disgusting/obnoxious/selfish behavior, or exempts them from performing certain common-courtesy actions the way the rest of the populous is expected to do! What a farce --- it allows perfectly-capable people to grossly misbehave socially, while at the same time causing those of us who do indeed legitimately suffer from certain debilitating illnesses/infirmities to be looked down upon and shown less tolerance/acceptance than we should receive, since others are already seething with resentful aggravation at all of the fakes out there to whom they are already being forced to needlessly kowtow.
medical condition by QuacksO October 22, 2018
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unspecified medical condition 

A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.
Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026