Carl: Hey braaaaahh. What happened to you last night on the way home?
Roger: I stopped along the trail and picked up a nasty ho for quick blow.
Carl: And?
Roger: That bitch was a Meat Saw. Teeth bout cut my dick off. Rather had a Hot Gummy.
Carl: Did you pay her?
Roger: Hell no. I nutted her hair and kicked her out.
Carl: Sweeet!
Roger: I stopped along the trail and picked up a nasty ho for quick blow.
Carl: And?
Roger: That bitch was a Meat Saw. Teeth bout cut my dick off. Rather had a Hot Gummy.
Carl: Did you pay her?
Roger: Hell no. I nutted her hair and kicked her out.
Carl: Sweeet!
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015