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meat pouch 

A sloppy vagina
A hot, wet butthole
A crusty pocket pussy
I sank my dick so far into her meat pouch I could feel the entrance to her uterus on the tip
meat pouch by Packet Sniffer April 7, 2015

meat pouch missionary 

When a guy has to lift his belly up and set it on her back to penetrate her vaginal opening with his flesh rocket
He had a trucker gut so he had to give his paid girlfriend a meat pouch missionary

meat poncho 

A very loose vagina with oversized vagina lips, the vagina lips are so large they completely cover a mans penis.
I was fuckin this chick and she had the biggest meat poncho i had ever seen. I couldnt even see my dick.
meat poncho by Laxnegus March 1, 2011

Meat Poncho 

Some cocks have a meat poncho, while some don't. Some don't.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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