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meat pouch 

A sloppy vagina
A hot, wet butthole
A crusty pocket pussy
I sank my dick so far into her meat pouch I could feel the entrance to her uterus on the tip
meat pouch by Packet Sniffer April 7, 2015

meat pouch missionary 

When a guy has to lift his belly up and set it on her back to penetrate her vaginal opening with his flesh rocket
He had a trucker gut so he had to give his paid girlfriend a meat pouch missionary

meat poncho 

A very loose vagina with oversized vagina lips, the vagina lips are so large they completely cover a mans penis.
I was fuckin this chick and she had the biggest meat poncho i had ever seen. I couldnt even see my dick.
meat poncho by Laxnegus March 1, 2011

Meat Poncho 

Some cocks have a meat poncho, while some don't. Some don't.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026