When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.
The noxious fumes let from ones asshole after consuming excessive amounts of processed meat, such as pepperoni or beef jerky. Occasionally paired with meat sweats, meatfarts can peel the paint off a car door and have been known to render small children unconscious.
Johnny released a meatfart that triggering a catastrophic earthquake in Belize, which he blamed on his dog.
Don't be like Johnny
(n) a meatfart is the worst kind of fart, usually only released by dogs, cats, or other animals that generally only eat extremely processed meat. Meatfarts burn the nose, and the soul.
Aw hell no dog, meatfarts? That is the NASTIEST SHIT I EVER SMELT.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.