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Meatfart

The noxious fumes let from ones asshole after consuming excessive amounts of processed meat, such as pepperoni or beef jerky. Occasionally paired with meat sweats, meatfarts can peel the paint off a car door and have been known to render small children unconscious.
Johnny released a meatfart that triggering a catastrophic earthquake in Belize, which he blamed on his dog.
Don't be like Johnny
by 🐺 August 26, 2017
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meatfart

(n) a meatfart is the worst kind of fart, usually only released by dogs, cats, or other animals that generally only eat extremely processed meat. Meatfarts burn the nose, and the soul.
Aw hell no dog, meatfarts? That is the NASTIEST SHIT I EVER SMELT.
by slickware June 6, 2010
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Meatfarmer

That Raul went home with 4 different men last week! He's a real meatfarmer.
by bart69 February 29, 2008
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meatdart

Abercombie & Fitch wearing Jocks Who Laugh Like Barney Rubble of the Flintstones.

Latin : Meatamus Dartamus
That Guy Driving that Dodge Rumble Bee overthere looks like a Gimormus Meatdart !
by Joseph DiRusso April 3, 2007
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Meat Fart

When you pull your cock out of a girls ass and they fart.
"Damn I pulled my cock out of my girl's ass and she farted for like 30 seconds she had the meat farts."
by Double Bubble Baby Bear November 27, 2024
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