meat drapes
meat drapes by Mr.Hairy Hungwell February 8, 2004
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Meat Drapes
Oversize vaginal lips (labia majora) that protrude or extend away from the body, unusually long they double as a nose warmer in colder climates and provide shade in sunny regions.
What's the 411 on that bitch you been shaggin? Dood, that bitch got some serious meat drapes in her drawers, first time I hit it I didn't know if I should tap it or eat it, reminded me of opening a roast beef samich, nasty.
Meat Drapes by Mill-ner side 2 July 8, 2009
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meat drapes
the grotesque sagging butt cheeks of a slender usually caucasian male. refered to as this because the meatless flaps of skin tend to hang like drapes on these bespecticaled specimen.
meat drapes by sweetpea420 July 20, 2010
meat drapes
The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat drapes can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!
2.I love rolling my wife’s meat drapes around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat drapes stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
2.I love rolling my wife’s meat drapes around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat drapes stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
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