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Puttin' the meat down 

When you dick a hoe so hard that she doesn't get up.
1: "Yo homes what'd you do when you left with that gal?"
2: "You know I was puttin' the meat down on that bitch."
1: "Word."
Puttin' the meat down by just_jem February 5, 2018

Double meat beat down.

When two players in the game of halo simultaneously melee each other resulting in the death of both players.
(Player1) Oh man did you see that? (Player 2) What? (Player1) Its a Double meat beat down.
Double meat beat down. by Eppi dont! December 26, 2010

upside down meat basket 

when someone is super gay and inst afraid to admit it, and most of the time they are a libtard
man: dude watch out for that upside down meat basket over their
man 2: is he/she a libtard?
man: yeah

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole 

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".
Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

upside down taco with the meat hanging out 

When a girls cooter lips are too short and her pink junk is showing.
Merry came out of the shower the other night showing her upside down taco with the meat hanging out. Scary!

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.