An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.

"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."

Michael McDiddle by MugsyBogus May 23, 2013

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McDicks

What McDonalds' employees affectionately refer to their place of work as.

I work at McDicks, and it sucks.

McDicks by anonymous April 9, 2005

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Mcdigits

while at a Mcdonalds location you get a girls phone number

person 1: Did you see Toby over there? He got some Mcdigits.
person 2: Tobys a boss

Mcdigits by boss fer sher September 22, 2011

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