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A way of referring to a male with, often with haste. Almost always said with a strong lisp.
Sorry McSir, got to go.
Hello McSir.
McSir by Cool Coochie June 2, 2020
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McKirgan 

A McKirgan occurs when a judge or magistrate goes against state child support guidelines and awards $0 child support or a very low amount of child support to a parent.
She pulled the from the McKirgan play card when the judge awarded $0 for child support.
McKirgan by Chel2020 November 8, 2020
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McKirgan 

A McKirgan occurs when a judge or magistrate goes against state child support guidelines and awards $0 child support or a very low amount of child support to a parent.
She pulled the from the McKirgan play card when the judge awarded $0 for child support.
McKirgan by Chel2020 November 8, 2020
This is a person who leads a troll army of simps who allow the McSimp to lie and they never allow anyone else to question the McSimps statements and claims. They will themselves create lies and employ their own armies of simps.

The order of the McSimp simps consists of many simps. The most notable are:-

Simp deMcSimp the leader aka McRae Boomer

Simp dePinky aka Pinky Rhetoric
Simp deDoxer aka Doxin82 Goblin
Simp deFailure aka Failed Engineer
Simp deDogBreath aka Cheshire Goblin
along with other disposable simps such as Simp deSkeptic and simp deFight

These simps and the simps who simp to them will say anything to please someone, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that simp.
Steve McSimp uses the Non-Sequitur Show as the carrot for many of the serf simps . The order of the simps though are looking to satisfy their narcissist needs for power.

Did you hear the latest news that the McSimp is mobilizing the order of the Simps to take down the Modern Day Debate Channel on YouTube with the promise that the NSS channel will rise from the ashes. Its funny though because the simp leader was the one who burned the NSS to the ground.
McSimp by greatdebatecommunity April 15, 2020

Trace mcSorley 

Throw it on a dime
Like ya'll ain't even trying
Just a kid from Briar Woods
I'm wearing number nine
Go travelin' down that Vandy
Flip to Happy Valley
Now I'm coming back and got the Natty on my mind
They can't touch my deep ball
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite Quarterback
They call me Trace McSorley
Rep that Blue and White
You know I do it for the glory
Baker won the Hеisman, next up Trace McSorley
Trace mcSorley by Tmcsorley October 2, 2020
When you go to McDonalds and your order comes back completely different from what you asked for and you have already left the drive thru.
Tom: What the fuck are you mad at man?
Jeff: Yo man that fucking stupid ass Mcdonalds server game me a filet 0 fish fucking sandwich instead of my Chicken sandwich
I ordered. Those fucking workers are so fucking dumb.
Tom: Hey pal guess what?
Jeff: What???
Tom: You just got McScrewed (laughing)
Jeff: Fuck you asshole!!!
Tom: Still Laughing.
McScrewed by Jeffrey S. October 20, 2005

McSizzle 

The McSizzle is a self care treatment in which a male places his balls/scrotum on a platform coated in Pop Rocks. Then, he pours a fresh cup of McDonald's Sprite under it to maximize the pleasurable and exfoliating effect of the glucose crystals smacking against his testicular pores.
Hey Mark, do you wanna join me and the boys later for our annual McSizzle?

Hell yeah man, I've got the Pop Rocks and Jorge is off to McDonalds to get the sprite, I sure can't wait for the impending pleasure and exfoliation.
McSizzle by DaSizzler November 9, 2020
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