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The Typical McDonalds Employee. ESPECIALLY When Taking A Simple Order.
They gave me a fuckin chicken sandwich and not my big mac! GOD DAMIT! THOSE FUCKING MCMORONS!
McMoron by ratbait July 16, 2003
Words you can keep
A McMoron is a person who works in a box and hears you say, "I'll have two Big Macs, an order of fries and a vanilla shake." Yet, they hand you a bag containing a Filet of Fish, an apple pie and a sweet tea.
That McMoron screwed up my order AGAIN!
McMoron by Meg Kelso August 8, 2007

McMorningGlory 

A double sausage and egg Mcmuffin, with three hash browns and bacon

Lately I have been having problems getting it up after waking up, but this has all changed thanks to the McMorningGlory
McMorningGlory by NRLeels March 20, 2009

McMorningWood 

An Egg McMuffin inside of a Double Cheeseburger between the two meat patties. From McDonalds
I went to McDonalds Today at the perfect time and I made that orgasmic sandwich called a McMorningWood.
McMorningWood by jaouie April 19, 2009

Mcmorning 

the morning after a crazy raging night and when you wake up feeling still drunk, often caused from a gin bucket. Signs of a mcmorning include crackheadedness, slurs in speech also known as analexia, running uncontrollably into things, and laughing hysterically for no apparent reason. Also, the strangest occurrences that would otherwise never happen occur during a mcmorning where crackheads like you seem to appear everywhere. You know its a mcmorning when you watch a crackhead take down his pants in the middle of the street and shit on a wall, or when you find yourself brushing your teeth on a bench in the middle of a park, or when you imagine mcmonsters in the woods, AND when you wake up at the earliest hours of the morning to wake everyone else up to join you in the mcfun (at least 7 o'clock).
Annie: Mcmorning everyone!!
Lizzie and Natalie: Mcmorning!
Mcmorning by mc annie January 17, 2011

mcmormon 

a person who is a mormon, replacing their last name
wow look! its nick mcmormon!
mcmormon by whatever12343 May 9, 2009
A person who memorializes a dear lost friend or relative by getting a vinyl sticker made and sticking it on the rear window of their vehicle. Which, by all statistical odds, will end up rusting in a scrap yard or crushed in a car crusher in a relatively short period of time. Thereby identifying themselves as a "memorial moron" or "memoron".
That would be a nice looking car if not for the "memoron" at the wheel.
Memoron by Swampmatt. January 11, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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