McDaniel college

A college located in Westminster MD, which is overrated, terrible education, and it's the worst place a college student can ever be. If you want a terrible college experience, apply and you will be accepted. The athletic program is the worst of al D3 schools. They teams are not capable of winning any games, and the coaching staff is the worst of them all. If you want to be a "collegiate athlete" and no other college will accept you, come to McDaniel and we will put you on a team and make your life hell. But technically you are not an athlete, so don't go off campus with your sports gear because you will be ridiculed and made fun off, and probably you will want to kill your self. You will realize that no one gives a shit about you and that you are a mochary of D3 athletics all over the country. When it comes to girls, all the girls are covered in achene and the ratio of fat chicks to in shape, is a 13:1 ratio. It's is as if they wear a bed sheet for clothes because they can't find anything that they can wear.

Please come attend McDaniel if you want to have a terrible college experience, but remember that you will regret it the moment you step foot on campus. And be aware that McDaniel will always ask you for money, and drain your wallet no matter what.

Hopkins: You attend Mcdaniel college?
Student: Yes I do, and I play soccer for them.
Hopkins: Did the coach ask you to play when you went to a camp during the summer?
Student: Yes, Coach Corrieri asked me to play.
Hopkins: That sucks, you guys suck.
Students: I know, my club team and high school team was so much better.
Hopkins: Im sorry to hear that.
Student: CORRIERI SUCKS!!!

McDaniel college by Steve Corrieri April 23, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012