McCallitare 

McCallitare is a very old card game no-one knows the whereabouts of. It's similar to solitaire but extremely different. The goal is to end up with one pile of cards in the end. It's only known to have happened twice. Basically, you take a full deck of cards (minus the jokers) and flip one over at a time. When consecutive cards match in number or suit, you can put them on top of eachother, starting with the last flipped card. If your card is 3 away from one that is the same number or suit, you may combine those as well. It is a one person game. Once you can't make any more moves, your game is over

If I start with a 5 of spades and I flip another card which is a 7 of diamonds, I place the 7 to the right of the 5. Then I flip again, and I get a 6 of spades. I can't do anything so it goes next to the 7. Next, I flip a queen of spades. This card can go on the 5or the 6. I place it on the 5 because why not. So now from left to right I have Queen of spades, 7 of diamonds, 6 of spades. I keep going till I run out of cards to flip. That's McCallitare

McCallitare by TheRedCircleThingy March 25, 2022

Kevin McCallistered 

When you are riding his dick and as he’s about to climax you put both hands on your face and scream, just like Kevin in Home Alone.

Friend 1: how was your date?

Friend 2: I Kevin McCallistered him and I saw his soul leave his body

Kevin McCallistered by Josaurus February 10, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012