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A mix between Jack Bauer (KIEFER SUTHERLAND) and Dr Derek (McDreamy) Sheperd (PATRICK DEMPSEY)

Bauer's Anatomy. Fox should really book it, before someone else does
i'd love a mcbauer everymorning. ;)
McBauer by amyFRAY March 22, 2007
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MacBauer 

The union of Jack Bauer and MacGyver - the ultimate avatars of Prep-Time and Anti-Prep-Time in this universe - into a single omnipotent being. Eventually these two forces will combine together once again, destroying our universe in a glorious rebirth of a new universe. And the cycle shall repeat through time, as the golden strands of hair repeat through His glorious mullet, amen.
By MacBauer's mullet!
A really hot drunk Irishman that can have sex. Usually referred to as "McLauer Power" in bed. (See 'Lauer')
After a bottle of Bushmills, Colin Farrell can really get his 'McLauer Power' on.
McLauer by k!ngpriam February 24, 2010

mcbater mcslayer 

It's from Cars it's major sex toy for mater casue he is virgin and can't get no bicthes
Mater has no bicthes so he goes on Amazon and buys a sex toy that'd what the mcbater Mcslayer is
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