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Maxwell W 

Maxwell is the best person anyone could have in their life he has the best smile the most pure eyes and the kindest heart he’s the cutest most adorable person in the world and he knows how to make anyone smile everyone gets annoyed with him at first but gets used to it after a while and realises that he’s actually awesome he’s loud and funny and can make anyones bad day seem good doesn’t matter how long you’ve known him it’ll feel like a lifetime he could have any girl in the world but he focuses his time on the one true love of his life who’s a year older than him but that doesn’t matter he has brown hair and blue eyes and he’s a bit short but makes up in the ways it counts he’s always there for a shoulder to cry on or just someone to vent to and he’ll never judge or push your boundaries
Have you seen that guy he’s the sweetest he must be Maxwell W
Maxwell W by 33T4444 August 5, 2022
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Maxwell Wearing 

A nice kind man with girls surrounding him everywhere. Got 69420 girls in their basement. They eat chicken nuggets for breakfast and dinner. Chew on rulers sometimes but is super attractive around girls and noticing. Sporty and courageous and is intelligent and fast. Sometimes they make mistakes but always makes it up in the end by getting the girl. Has sexy teeth and a stunning smile with pulling all the moves on the girls with a wink. Hooks people up on a bathroom date all day

maxwell webber 

Maxwell webber is a badass muthafucka
maxwell webber by Llexam October 17, 2013
you’re as good as you can be
i’m feeling max-well right now.
max-well by jucktheduck3 May 23, 2026
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