Maximus Noobius 

The scientific term used for a noob.

I was playing Gears online and I totally murdered this maximus noobius. Victory is sweet!

Maximus Noobius by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 6, 2011

Noobus Maximus 

When someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. Often used to insult inexperienced users when they fuck up big time while playing an online computer game.

DragonMan32: *shoots own teammate*
Renegade: omfg, Noobus Maximus! You want to shoot the RED people!
DragonMan32: soz!!1

Noobus Maximus by illEATurHARTout March 18, 2005

noobus maximus 

The ancient Latin term for a n00b during the days of the Roman Empire. It now can be used to describe someone of maximum noobic proportions.

Emperor Nero was total noobus maximus.
...or
Kid 1: I just failed my basic English class.
Kid 2: You're a noobus maximus.

noobus maximus by Skyther Gitlow January 16, 2007

noobicus maximus 

1. One who acts or shows similiar characteristics directly resembling those of a noob
2. A person who may need to work on their video game skills in the near future
3. A person who could possibly become Noob of the Year in their life time
Synonym: noob, nub, newb, nubby, tyler and/or Nick
Antonyms: scott and sean

Tyler and Nick are noobicus maximus', they always get owned by scott like they don't know how.

noobicus maximus by Big Wolvy December 16, 2005

Noobious Maximus 

When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...

I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!

Noobious Maximus by Schwance L Berger March 30, 2009

noobis maximus

A noob that is so noobish in their ways, beliefs, and actions that they are sometimes mistaken for a ass.

According to Jim is the noobis maximus of all sitcoms.

noobis maximus by D to the Bizzle March 31, 2008