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Matty Roberts 

A lil girl who chickens out at Area 51 raid; also a sellout who is afraid of government authority.
"Stop being such a Matty Roberts and go clap dem alien cheeks, they can't stop us all."
Matty Roberts by Rubylvlup September 20, 2019

Matt Roberts 

An absolutely legendary person who everyone loves and is the most popular person

He gets all of the ladies and the pussy
He’s kinda thicc too
Matt Roberts by ImThicc69 April 30, 2020

matt robertson 

the most attractive, sexy, intelligent, delicious guy you will ever meet. He has what it takes to get what he wants from anyone. you should search out a matt robertson. they are hard to come by.
OMFG that was matt robertson,

we have to go say hi!

Matt Robertson 

I sexy man who loves fanny and will do anything for it.

Masturbating

at

tities,
tits

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026