Matty Fish

Matty is the biggest simp around. He likes this girl, but he is too big of a simp to date her.

Stop acting like Matty Fish and saying you "don't have the funds" to date her.

Matty Fish by pixelsundae February 9, 2020

matt fish 

"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."

Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.

matt fish by FishBone555 May 23, 2018

matts fish camp 

A “fishy” smelling place. You can usually see a wild People enjoying the silly fun Matt’s fish camp.

I like to eat surf at matts fish camp

matts fish camp by Fellowhuman22 July 11, 2018

Matt Fish 

A true ladies man in his own eyes- often looking lost with a dumb look on his face. He is an Ogre but a softy. Falls in love faster than a desperate lesbian and will take anything home to meet mom. Known for his skills in strength and crying instantaneously. He is however a good guy and a loyal friend.

That Matt Fish is a stupid mook- told the stripper he is in love with her after one lap dance.

Matt Fish by Rw46og October 31, 2020

Mattyish 

Retarded nonce

Mattyish is a retarded nonce

Mattyish by Mattyish February 14, 2019