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Mattress Ranch

Another name for semen.

After I am done tossing your salad, I am going to coat it with my mattress ranch.

by Sir. Ted March 15, 2011

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matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.

"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"

by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017

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