matthew peters 

A life-long loser. 30 year old man still stuck in high school. Secretly gay. Someone who wishes to become a Broadway star, but ends up being a high school theatre teacher instead.

-"Hey dude where's your Varsity jacket?"
"Aw, Matthew Peters stole it again."

matthew peters by babyb0i January 4, 2016

bryce matthew peters 

Big dicked man with the biggest dick in the world and is the best in the world at sex and gets all the girls he wants and has a friend named sack and sack has a small dick and gets no girls

That guy last night was Bryce Matthew peters for sure.

bryce matthew peters by BDB. (Big dicked boy) June 29, 2015

matthew peterson 

Matthew is a person with a MASSIVE dick that has blond hair and blue eyes

Omg it’s a Matthew Peterson!!!

matthew peterson by Fazebanksbro69 December 27, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004