Matthew Mutch 

An absolute fucking jew.

Cody looks at Matthew Mutch and says, "What a fucking jew."

Matthew Mutch by Cody #18 October 7, 2016

Matchew 

Someone with high levels of Autism and a fucked up amount of chromosomes. Other aspects include a 1inch peepeee and a fetish for goths

Why is there a Matchew wanking outside a goths window

Matchew by MightyWilham123123 May 19, 2019

Matchew 

The most perfect human being on the planet means everything to me I wouldn’t be alive Rn without him he helped me see the light when I needed to he’s the most funny creative fit lad ever I’ve never been so happy in my life he knows how to make you happy and would do anything for anyone even tho he’s slightly gay with all his friends he still kinda loves his gf to that has a really big ass and loves cars and scaring the shit out of ppl and likes to think his ass is big but it’s just not

You- damn I’m so flat

Matchew-ik

You-shut up Matchew your the reason there’s more doors than wheels

Matchew by Bigbunda123 May 17, 2022

matchew 

A cute animal, often a sloth or something similar. Can also be used as a name in some instances.

I went to the zoo the other day, saw a little matchew!

matchew by m@tch3wr@tch3w February 5, 2023