Matthew Mutch
Matthew Mutch by Cody #18 October 7, 2016
Matchew
Someone with high levels of Autism and a fucked up amount of chromosomes. Other aspects include a 1inch peepeee and a fetish for goths
Matchew by MightyWilham123123 May 19, 2019
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Matchew
The most perfect human being on the planet means everything to me I wouldn’t be alive Rn without him he helped me see the light when I needed to he’s the most funny creative fit lad ever I’ve never been so happy in my life he knows how to make you happy and would do anything for anyone even tho he’s slightly gay with all his friends he still kinda loves his gf to that has a really big ass and loves cars and scaring the shit out of ppl and likes to think his ass is big but it’s just not
Matchew by Bigbunda123 May 17, 2022
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026