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Someone with high levels of Autism and a fucked up amount of chromosomes. Other aspects include a 1inch peepeee and a fetish for goths
Why is there a Matchew wanking outside a goths window
The most perfect human being on the planet means everything to me I wouldn’t be alive Rn without him he helped me see the light when I needed to he’s the most funny creative fit lad ever I’ve never been so happy in my life he knows how to make you happy and would do anything for anyone even tho he’s slightly gay with all his friends he still kinda loves his gf to that has a really big ass and loves cars and scaring the shit out of ppl and likes to think his ass is big but it’s just not
You- damn I’m so flat

Matchew-ik

You-shut up Matchew your the reason there’s more doors than wheels
Matchew by Bigbunda123 May 17, 2022
A cute animal, often a sloth or something similar. Can also be used as a name in some instances.
I went to the zoo the other day, saw a little matchew!
matchew by m@tch3wr@tch3w February 5, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026