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Matthew Kline

A very rude yet phantom like character, one poses no threat, but, will strike at any given chance at another males genetalia. Normally with a death challenging blow. Often performed by a tall, portly, Jew German fuck who enjoys sucking cocks for his own pleasure.
So I was chillin eatin my lunch earlier, then bam, I got Matthew Kline 'd hard as fuck. I saw stars, shit my pants, then cried for two fuckin hours thriving in pain.
by Ordyflava October 17, 2011
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