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Matanzas High School 

A school where you "Make it a great day or not. The choice is yours."A school where your football team is practically made up of a bunch of football player wannabes who would rather act immature during practices, and practically lose nearly every game. A relatively all-around intelligent school with more than 55% mediocre teachers.A school where you have to watch out for track coaches,as they tend to get chubbies from 5 foot tall freshman girls.A school where you hear more "dude, lets go surfing' then you hear "lets actually read a book & not complain about it."A school where looks matter.Where a hypocrite black student will freely speak their mind and say "You uuugly" when clearly they shouldn't be talking.A school where if there is a fight.Everybody acts like Ronaldo just took his shirt off,so they have some immediate reaction to record it.A school where the cop on campus is more of a joke then the vending machine options.A school where you go to watch a 'bullying awareness' short film,and everybody laughs at it because the majority are self-centered rich kids who would rather prevent themselves from having an outdated iPhone, then prevent bullying.A school where students are utterly disrespectful to elderly substitute teachers.A school where you couldn't count on the students to actually elect a smart student in each grade to represent them as student body.Instead it's about popularity.
Matanzas High School was a great example of which schools too avoid!

Matanzas High School 

A high school where if your part of the band, you get anything you want due to the principal being a band nerd. There are hardly ever fights and if there is the hallways are so small soo you have no luck of seeing it. And if your interested in eating lunch outside a seagull just might shit on your lunch or steal your food. And EVERY teacher blames your bad grades on you, but in reality its because they most likely got there teaching degree at DSC and have no clue what they're doing. We may be little Palm Coast (Heavens Waiting Room) but we still have the highest STD rate in Florida. And where if your looking for a good snack or non diet drink, your going to be SOL in the vending machines, cause our school wants to make sure no one gets fat by putting diet everything, and rasins in the vending machines. And also a place where you find out every single day in homeroom that, you should.....
make it a great day or not....the choice is yours.
As a Matanzas High School student if your not at the beach every day, or getting high, every one will soon find out that you go to Teal Sound Camps

Mantanza 

Noun: Traditionally a New Mexican celebration lasting all day long that entails slaughtering, butchering, and burying a pig in a bed coals for a slow roast. Then a large dinner to feast upon. Also, reference to an intriguing evening spent with a female shared by two males that encapsulates ones wildest dreams, hence a pig roasting on a spit.
Chester: Yo, we gotta get this girl back to the crib.

Chris: Fool you think she's really down?

Chester: Hell yeah she's down, she was as giving us dances at the club.

Jane Doe: You two ready for this mantanza?

Chester: I told you bitch, that Rossi gets these pussies Glossi!

Chris: SWAG!
Mantanza by SWAGWHOOP November 12, 2011

mattanah 

That Mattanah won’t ever shut up about how great they are
mattanah by Yaaaayeeeet September 30, 2020

mattanja 

Coolest person ever
That is definitely a mattanja
mattanja by Mattanja November 23, 2021

Mattanyah 

Someone with a very attractive personality, quick temper, and very intelligent. Strong beliefs, very well spoken and great at talking to the opposite gender.
I’m nervous to talk to Mattanyah.
Mattanyah by Hugho November 23, 2021
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