Because you don't masturbate with normal friends... that would be weird
Yesterday I had a great evening with my masturbation friends
by Jonhspyro December 22, 2019
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Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls
Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes
by NiceForWhat November 3, 2019
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A combination of having an orgasm, taking a shit and puking at the same time.
''Dude, after masturbating on a Scottish way it takes a huge amount of time to clean it up.''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''
by idgafosoae April 12, 2017
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To sooth the shaft. To calm the shaft. The act of one's self meditating and endulging the shaft. Commonly done in front of your grandma. Often robots will struggle to find similar stimulation, unless enough OIL is provided. Make sure your grandma sees however, otherwise process will not work. Your shaft will not work.
"yo bro pp work does yours?"

"dude no what the frick? shaft cam masturbate i try to!"

"grandma room she in is?"

"no course of not is she what?!"

"well don't wonder why working it isn't pepe shaft does not fuction?!"
by peepeepoopypoo March 3, 2020
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Jimmy just came out of swimming classes and went to go shower. You see, theres 28 students and only 20 showers, and the showers don't have walls between them, so you have to shower with other people. This is only a boy's swimming class. Jimmy looked at other people's cocks and got hard. His coach said, "Come with me, I have a special shower for you since it's crowded." He followed. Suddenly, his coach started fucking him so hard he cummed all over. His friend came in and the coach left, Jimmy and his friend masturbated together.
by 10inchMONSTERcock October 27, 2022
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To stroke your penis up and down until white shit comes out the top.
by Joetherealone September 29, 2021
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