by Exfvvas November 4, 2018
I hope my parents don't notice the "Fakku" magazines under my bed during Magazine Masturbation March.
by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021
A term that refers to a challenge done during the month of March, where people will maximize the amount of masturbation they can do. Since Destroy Dick December is already a thing, this word's challenge challenges people to do the highest amount possible, without collateral damage.
by EnerJetix March 30, 2023
Also known as MMM this is the Destroy Dick December (DDD) for females since it follows Finger Free February (FFF) (No Nut November for males) Ultimately, the concept of this for females is to masturbate as much as you can until your period. when your period ends and it is still MMM, keep going. The rules are the same as DDD, so go see that definition.
girl 1: are you gonna participate in Mega Masturbation March?
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.
by GayFemalefrfrfrfr March 7, 2023
The month after No Finger Febuary. During this month all participating people with vaginas must masturbate at least 3 times each day wich shouldn't be hard if you participated in NFF.
by im u fucking sadist17 April 5, 2021
MMM is the abbreviation for one of the hardest challenges the average woman will face if she wishes to attempt it. MMM stands for "Must not Masturbate March" where a woman is test to the core of her will. She will have to go the whole month of March with out masturbating. Many women compare this challenge to Navy SEAL training.
Woman 1: Girl are you still doing Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )?
Woman 2: No way girl I barley lasted 5 days and I finally gave into ( MMM )
Woman 2: No way girl I barley lasted 5 days and I finally gave into ( MMM )
by Akhi October 25, 2020
A lot like destroy dick december but with a little twist, starting March 1st, you haft to ejaculate 10 times per day until April 1st.
Person one: Wait, are you actually participating in Masturbation Madness March!?!
Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.
Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.
by abr3948 January 1, 2019