Master Blasted

verb - to badger the hell out of someone via text messaging

When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.

by The Dirty October 2, 2012

Reverse Master Blaster

A midget straddles one's face while you felate/perform cunnilingus in him/her while they yell "who run Barter Town?"

Shit, nephew! I gotta get to the kyro-practer! I fucked up my neck last night doin' the Reverse Master Blaster with Gary Coleman!

by Bowss Howgg August 13, 2016

Master Blaster

To be well versed in the art of finger banging. Finger fucking, if you will.

Christina: Wow Bean, you are really great at fingering.
Bean: Turn around and let me put it in your butt. They call me the master blaster in certain circles.

by P.J. Hutch October 26, 2009

master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

double master blaster

cuming from getting head, while taking a hit from the crack pipe

i love the double master blasters

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

triple master blaster

achieving orgasm through being fellated and sodomized, while simultaneously taking a hit of crack

I want a triple master blast, Leroy, Wanda, let's go to Dan's house.

by triple masta blasta masta July 18, 2003

Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.

Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?

by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012