massage therapy

A euphemism for the sex services provided at a rub and tug massage parlour. Often used to deceive people who are not in the know, like your stupid fat bitchy boss.

Sorry, Boss, I'd love to come to that meeting but I gotta leave work early for a massage therapy appointment.

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006

Indian Massage Therapy

The act of fingering your homies booty hole until they clench.

Yo I’m bouta give you the best Indian massage therapy tonight.

by dr giggle touch January 25, 2024

massage therapist

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.

That massage therapist just saved my life!

by alliresa September 27, 2008

Massage Therapist

A prostitute or sexual worker. Normally a higher end call girl, but it can refer to any prostitute.

"I spent last night with a massage therapist last night."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."

by Zebelon Pike August 4, 2009