Mashed Potato 

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen

I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.

Mashed Potato by assarakh June 24, 2003

Mashed potato 

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.

Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!

Mashed potato by itsmine August 31, 2011

Mashed Potato 

people who sit on the couch for more then 4 consecutive hours while they fail out of school, mold over dishes, and play farmville.

My roommate is such a mashed potato that her computer charger burnt out from 16 straight hours of gilmore girls.

Mashed Potato by squirrellswin December 13, 2009

mashed potato 

When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.

Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!

mashed potato by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006

Mashed Potato 

A pimple on your face that has popped without your knowledgs.

"Damn, Terri had a nasty mashed potato on her cheek this morning..."

Mashed Potato by Russell H May 24, 2007

mashed potato 

masturbation

Last night I had mashed potato....

mashed potato by twigger 7777777 April 1, 2009

mashed potato 

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.

“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato”

mashed potato by negr0thehero May 7, 2023