Mashan 

A thurl ass nigga ofn… Shorty is not one of them, he is HIM. Don’t get better than this 💯🎯

I wanna be like Mashan when I grow up.
They don’t make em like Mashan no more

Mashan by Mouse71 November 23, 2021

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Masha 

Masha is a caring, creative, and loving person. She is someone you would die to be around. She will make you laugh even if you are sad. She is so smart and creative. She will make you spit water out of laughter! If you get a best friend that is a MASHA keep her close!

Keep the MASHA

Masha by blahhhhhhhh123456778 May 31, 2020

Mashael 

She's smart, beautiful, amazing.

Everyone wants to be her. They're jealous and mesmerized by the amount of beauty she contains inside out.

Funny when things are serious, responable when she has to be, most importantly she's there when you need her the most.

Everyone loves her because of how pure and innocent she is.

Woman 1: what a beauty!
Woman 2: yeah, she's a Mashael

Mashael by Q__t May 22, 2017

Malibu Manhandler 

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.

After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.

Malibu Manhandler by The Big Bag May 24, 2009

Manhandle 

To physically dominate someone roughly and forcefully

Did you see the fight last night? Aaliyah manhandled James so badly, James is now in the Hospital.

Manhandle by Arnold Armitage April 15, 2019

Masha 

The Russian nickname for Maria. This girl will rock your world. She is the definition of beautiful and you’ll find out something new about her everyday. She is talented and hardworking and will do anything to make her dreams come true and that is one of the things you’ll love the most about her. If there was ever a perfect person it would be her. On top of all of that she is the sexiest girl you’ll ever see. Her curves are mesmerizing and it’ll drive you crazy. Masha is one of a kind

Did you hear that Masha is still doing color guard even though she broke her finger?

Really?? She is so hardworking that is amazing.

Masha by FossilizedTreeResin June 19, 2021