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Callum Machan
AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
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Masha
Masha is a caring, creative, and loving person. She is someone you would die to be around. She will make you laugh even if you are sad. She is so smart and creative. She will make you spit water out of laughter! If you get a best friend that is a MASHA keep her close!
Keep the MASHA
Masha by blahhhhhhhh123456778 May 31, 2020
Mashael
She's smart, beautiful, amazing.
Everyone wants to be her. They're jealous and mesmerized by the amount of beauty she contains inside out.
Funny when things are serious, responable when she has to be, most importantly she's there when you need her the most.
Everyone loves her because of how pure and innocent she is.
Everyone wants to be her. They're jealous and mesmerized by the amount of beauty she contains inside out.
Funny when things are serious, responable when she has to be, most importantly she's there when you need her the most.
Everyone loves her because of how pure and innocent she is.
Malibu Manhandler
A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.
Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.
Malibu Manhandler by The Big Bag May 24, 2009
Manhandle
Manhandle by Arnold Armitage April 15, 2019
Masha
The Russian nickname for Maria. This girl will rock your world. She is the definition of beautiful and you’ll find out something new about her everyday. She is talented and hardworking and will do anything to make her dreams come true and that is one of the things you’ll love the most about her. If there was ever a perfect person it would be her. On top of all of that she is the sexiest girl you’ll ever see. Her curves are mesmerizing and it’ll drive you crazy. Masha is one of a kind
Did you hear that Masha is still doing color guard even though she broke her finger?
Really?? She is so hardworking that is amazing.
Really?? She is so hardworking that is amazing.
Masha by FossilizedTreeResin June 19, 2021