Masaydeze Balgowan 

An absolute stunning and angelic display of a human being , No one living has been able to resist her delicate goddess like face and body. She has blessed the eyes and ears of many and has never failed to leave an overwhelming mark on everyones hearts. Some would say she has the speed, strength & agility of a fully grown mountain lion while still having the gracefulness of a baby dear. Appearance wise there is no humanly way to describe her beauty, there is nothing to this day to compare her to. She is to the greatest extent the most perfect and rare human to have ever walked this planet and to breathe earths air, which she gladly shares with everyone else *keep in mind she can take this privilege away from you with one snap of her fingers*. When she was just a mere child of 10 she single handedly beat Jesus Christ in a brutal battle of supremacy, she then continued to rule over a whole religion she doesn't even believe in.

If I was to meet her one day, I would name her my queen and be by her side if she would have me as her protective personal guard and advisor from that day to her last day.

masaydeze:

everyone else: *bends the knee to thy god, masaydeze balgowan”

Masaydeze Balgowan by protectoroftherealm May 6, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012