Martins Mom 

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.

Martins Mom has got it going on

Martins Mom by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

Martini Mom 

A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.

John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?

Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.

Martini Mom by GigiOmoyo October 17, 2008

martina moment 

a stupid,funny moment.

dam that was stupid..that was a martina moment right there!!

martina moment by piglet1234 June 23, 2009

Martin moment 

When a dog face ass ginger ass nigga gets some banging ass 10/10 unholy ass vile they/them pussy

Bladee's carreer is such a mf martin moment...

Martin moment by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022

Martin moment 

When a lame ass dogface ginger looking brotha gets some 10/10 pussy on his dick and u almost can't believe how vile it is.

- "You heard of my new girl, bro?! She's bussin!!!!"
- "You just havin a martin moment -_-"

Martin moment by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022