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Martin Garrix 

Or just Martijn Gerritsen, Born in May 14th 1996, Amsterdam, Netherlands. He's one of the youngest, newest and extremely talented Dutch DJ's, well known for his song 'Animals' which was a Top Hit in more than 10 different countries.
He's successfully growing in the EDM industry, he has already attended various music festivals such as Tomorrowland, Ultra, etc.

You may recognize it's a Martin Garrix work by the SICK beat drops he includes in most of his songs which you can have nothing but chills all over your body as a side effect of his music.

Apart from being a new innovation for the music industry he's also very good looking and apparently funny.
EDM fan: Dude! Have you heard Animals? *plays music*

Friend: ohhhh yeaah wow, is that Martin Garrix?! everyone's talking about him. THAT BEAT DROP THO!

EDM fan: hells yea! Would you believe he's only 17 years old?

Friend: wut?! God bless him, his parents and his hands.

EDM fan: Amen!
Martin Garrix by cotte96 February 13, 2014
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Martin Garrix 

Pizza lover breaking a festival near to you.
I lost my mind during Martin Garrix' set, what a show !!
Martin Garrix by Wedidit August 11, 2017

Martin Garrix 

An overrated EDM Artist, sure he has some good tracks that can make a couple of drugged people at a concert exited, but overall there's a lot of DJs that deserve more attention..
Falah to Bassaleh: Did you book a ticket for the concert coming up in June?!
Bassaleh: Who's gonna be there?
Falah: Martin Garrix!!
Bassaleh: Ugh thanks I'll pass :/
Martin Garrix by DoYouAgree? August 23, 2017

Landon Garrison martini 

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)
Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026